est. 2026  ·  Seattle, WA
Bernard Morris  ·  Blue-Collar AI Translator

I Speak FluentForeman & C-Suite.

Most AI experts have never worked a shift. Most operations directors don't have time for tech. I sit in the middle — translating tech into crew work for the people who actually keep the lights on and the water flowing.

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20+
Years Field Ops
44K
Annual Inspections
26K
Square Miles
0
CS Degrees Needed

The No Shit Guide

50 things Silicon Valley discovered, named, and sold back to the people who were already doing them. A translation guide to tech speak for field leaders, operations managers, and anyone who's ever felt locked out of the AI conversation.

  • 01 Corporate & HR buzzwords translated into plain English
  • 02 Tech & software terms your crew actually needs to know
  • 03 Startup culture decoded — including the BS
  • 04 AI terminology explained without the gatekeeping
  • 05 50 entries. Zero fluff. Written by someone who's been on both sides.
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Bernard Morris
Blue-Collar AI Translator  ·  Six Sigma Black Belt

20+ years running field operations at Southern California Edison and Seattle Public Utilities. Managing 44,000+ annual inspections across 26,000 square miles. Then AI blew up — and instead of waiting for someone to explain it, I started building. No CS degree. No coding background. Just a guy who translates tech into crew work.